people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade
I now bond you two in holy macaroni.
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
"your password is weak" fuck you
My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language
but i could never string any of them together to explain how
much i want to hit you with a chair.