t-r-o-y-l-e-r:

edenwolfie:

thoseaussiethings:

important news in australia today

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pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni.

officialmattimo:

I now bond you two in holy macaroni.

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

slythergin:


slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

pleatedjeans:

via

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language
but i could never string any of them together to explain how
much i want to hit you with a chair.